Johnny and his wife went to the State Fair every year. Every year Johnny would say, "I'd like to ride in that aeroplane."
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And every year his wife would say, "I know, Johnny, but that aeroplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
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This one year Johnny and his wife went to the fair and Johnny said, "I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that aeroplane this year I may never get another chance."
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" That aeroplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.", replied his wife.
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The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."
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Johnny and his wife agree and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
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They land and the pilot turns to Johnny, " I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."
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Johnny replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when my wife fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
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