Career in Pakistan

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Careers  in  Pakistan

If we were in Pakistan , our options for professional courses after Std. XII
would be as follows :



JEE
- Jehadic Entrance Examination

IIT
- Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM
- Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT
- Career in Alqaida & Taliban

IAS
- Iraq after Saddam

M Tech
- Masters in Terror Technology

GATE
- General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL
- Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE
- Graduate in Relocation Extremism

MBBS
- Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies

MBA
- Master of Bombing Administration  
 

Replies (9)

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

very funny

 

True and realistic

very nice!

gud 1!!

Explosively mind'blowing'!!!

SUNA HUA HAI BUT REALLY EXLPODING

jihad means strive and struggle to make society better .

so, well you do only JEE.

really americans donot know the real menaing of jihad.

harabul mukhadassa = holy war.

this word is no where mentioned in quran.

                     

thats really awesome ,  innovative thinking


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