Careers in Pakistan
If we were in Pakistan , our options for professional courses after Std. XII
would be as follows :
JEE - Jehadic Entrance Examination
IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism
IIM - Institute of Infiltration Management
CAT - Career in Alqaida & Taliban
IAS - Iraq after Saddam
M Tech - Masters in Terror Technology
GATE - General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism
TOEFL - Test of Extremist Foreign Languages
GRE - Graduate in Relocation Extremism
MBBS - Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies
MBA - Master of Bombing Administration
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Career in Pakistan
Replies (9)
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
very funny
very nice!
gud 1!!
Explosively mind'blowing'!!!
SUNA HUA HAI BUT REALLY EXLPODING
jihad means strive and struggle to make society better .
so, well you do only JEE.
really americans donot know the real menaing of jihad.
harabul mukhadassa = holy war.
this word is no where mentioned in quran.
thats really awesome , innovative thinking
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