Career in Pakistan

Bhumi (Accounts) (231 Points)

04 February 2009  

Careers  in  Pakistan

If we were in Pakistan , our options for professional courses after Std. XII
would be as follows :



JEE
- Jehadic Entrance Examination

IIT
- Islamic Institute of Terrorism

IIM
- Institute of Infiltration Management

CAT
- Career in Alqaida & Taliban

IAS
- Iraq after Saddam

M Tech
- Masters in Terror Technology

GATE
- General Aptitude in Terror and Extremism

TOEFL
- Test of Extremist Foreign Languages

GRE
- Graduate in Relocation Extremism

MBBS
- Master of Bomb Blasting Strategies

MBA
- Master of Bombing Administration