NIKHIL

I WANT TO ADD SOME MORE 

APPOINTMENT U/S ---- OF -------- ACT ----

i m  VERY GLAD TO ACCEPT U AS A MY LIFE PARTNER FROM COMMENCEMENT OF THIS LIFE TO CONCLUSION OF SEVEN LIFES

Thank you Lokesh..

Well done guys..........

We had many options to end our life.
Marriage, Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest… to pursue CA.

Thank you Rahul Sir.

Really Funny but nice way to propose....

Two  friends died.

One a CA and another a Doctor. They reached Yamaloka.

Yamraj:   You both have committed  same sins and both seems to have  same merits. So doctor will get 5 year in hell and  CA  1.5 years hell term.

Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3.5 years more when our sins are equal

Yamraj :  CA has already served 3.5 yr hell in articleship. So he got less term.

PWC Working
 
Interviewer: Do you have experience in finalization of accounts?
 
CA: Yes, Sir
 
I: What is area of your audit specialization?
 
CA: Assets and liabilities verification.
 
I: Where do you show the liabilities in the balance sheet?
 
CA: It will be outside the books, Sir
 
I: Do you know how to verify cash balances?
 
CA: I don't know Sir. It is all done at partner's level in the firm where I learnt my trade.
 
I: Do you to know to prepare a bank reconciliation statement?
 
CA: It is a tough job Sir, this question I skipped in my CA final exams. But I think it is a paper given by the management to the auditor which is to be kept in our working paper file without any verification. It is not checked in a block of 5 years.
 
I: What is a bank fixed deposit.
 
CA: This is an easy question Sir. It is an amount which is used to balance the asset side with the liabilities. We check the arithmetical accuracy using a calculator, spreadsheet and very many advanced statistical tools.
 
I: Then what do you then know?
 
CA: Trained to give evasive replies.
 
I: Where did you do your CA training?
 
CA:   Pricewaterhouse.

Thank you Ankur Sir for adding more...