CA Jokes...!!!

HEY FRNS..

RAUNAK HERE...

SOME JOKES FOR U PPL...

BUT, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...

 DONT TAKE IT PERSONAL OR OPPRESSIVT TO OUR PROFESSION..

M NOT HERE TO HURT ANY1'S FEELINGS..

JUST MAKE A LAUGH.. AND LEAVE IT...

Who is CA student…???

CA student wo he jo, fas gaya he…

Syllabus k samundar mein, gamo ke manjar mein, aur articleship k bawander mein..

Accounts ke GAAP mein, Audit ke SAP mein, curriculam ke map mein..

Tax ke amendment mein, Law ke section mein, Paper ke exemption mein..

Life ke future mein, job ke money market mein, present ke “no cover” mein..

Time “no bar” mein, attempt “baar baar” mein, aur fir “beer baar” mein..

“Where there is a way” mein aur “after November, there is a May” mein..

Makde k jaal mein, apne bure haal mein aur budhape mein Sasural mein..

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Best quote from a “CA” student…

I m so “poor” that I even can’t “pay” ATTENTION….

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JO pasand aayi, wo mili nhi;

jo mili, wo jami nhi;

jo jami, uske sath maja nhi aaya;

jiske sath maja aaya, wo hamesha k lye rahi nhi…

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Kya kare.. “ARTICLESHIP” chij hi aisi he..!!!!!

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EFFECT OF BAD ARTICLESHIP

A “CA” was filling up a job application. He came down to the column “Salary Expected”

After thinking for a while, he wrote…

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“YES”!!!

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CA course is like a typical Indian public toilet..

The people outside, are desperate to go in, and people inside are dying to come out…!!!! 

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