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A Glasgow senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

'Amazing!' he thought as he flew along the M8, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flaashing and siren blaring. 'I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly Sterling Moss as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph.
 
Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!'  So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch-up with him.


Pulling in behind him,  the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm heading off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'


The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back'

'Have a good day, Sir. Bye !!' said the policeman and drove off.


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Oh very nice friend. Perfect ;) and unexpected ending. Keep sharing

Very nice sir..........................

keep sharing................................


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