A Sardar died and went to heaven

A Sardar died and went to heaven.


When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules here in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, "OK, Ill buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though its not the answer I expected.

But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..." Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.

Replies (17)

Simply Mindblowing

fantastic.....

thanx 4 sharing

Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Pappu & Sardar were struck for 48 hours on Escalators.

Originally posted by :Harsh*t Aggarwal
" fantastic.....
thanx 4 sharing
"


 

 FANTASTIC

 Funny

vry gud

Nice one

Thanks for sharing

 nice

it was just heavenly :-p

nice

 Nice joke. Thanks for sharing

 nice

nice one......................

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