Just Think

CMA KNVV Sri Vidya - Sri Kanth (C.A.Final (New) ICWAI FINAL (New))   (11264 Points)

13 July 2009  

We all love Sardar jokes. But do you know that Sikhs are one of the most hard working prosperous and diversified communities in the world.



My friend told me about the following incident which I wish to share with

you. It has had a deep impact on my thinking.



During last vacation, my few friends went to Delhi. They rented a taxi for local sight-seeing. The driver was an old Sardar and boys being boys, these pals began cracking Sardarji jokes, just to tease the old man.



But to their surprise, the fellow remained unperturbed.



At the end of the sight-seeing, they paid the cab hire-charges. The Sardar returned the change, but he gave each one of them one rupee extra and said,



''Son, since morning you have been telling Sardarji jokes. I listened to them all and let me tell you, some of them were in bad taste. Still, I don't mind coz I know that you are young blood and are yet to see the world. But I have one request. I am giving you one rupee each. Give it to the first Sardar beggar that you come across in this or any other city.'



My friend continued,* ' That one rupee coin is still with me. I couldn't find a single Sardar begging anywhere.'



MORAL : The secret behind their universal success, is their willingness to do any job with utmost dedication and pride. A Sardar will drive a truck or set up a roadside garage or a dhaba, put a fruit juice stall, take up small time carpentry, but he will never beg on the streets.Isn't this very thought provoking???






I daily read some jocks on Sardarji



Here is a joke on Sardarji again but i replace it by Mr. X 



Lawyer to Mr. X: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Mr. X  :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!
Mr. X: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Mrs. X painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"
Mr. X was drawing money from ATM,
Mr. Y behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
Mr. X replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
Q:) How do U recognize a fool in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!
Q:) Why did the Mr. X sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .
Mr. X MBBS after finishing his MBBS, Dr. starts his own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok!!!