| If you have any good accountant jokes - e-mail us and we will include them on this web page (if they're any good that is!) Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.
What is an auditor? Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets the wounded. Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year. How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold a road map the wrong way. What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation. If an accountant's wife cannot sleep what does she say? "Darling, tell me about your work." When the accountant laughs loud? When some one asks for a raise. A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for." An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it." |
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