15 questions u shud never ask a ca student

1. How many more years left 4 ur CA ?
(From last two year my answer alwys 1 more year)

2. From wer hv u takn ur articleship ?
(Do u Know every Practicing CA)

3. Wen ur Result will come ?
(Y r u more excited den me)

4. How many attempts ?
(Even i can't recall)

5. What d current package u CA getting ?
(more than a Cs But less than panwala)

6. My distnt realtive also doing CA..are u both together ?
(I can't find d name of her who is in my tution,u expect me to find him)

7 From which institute r u doing CA?
(Mr. President, r u listening)

8. From which place r u doing CA?
(Ghar Se)

9.Wen will u b a CA?
(Its recession...)

10. How many hrs u std?
(After spending al hrs in cllases, i hardly gt an hour)

11. Wen will u get an job ?
(wen i luk 4 a job)

12. Wen do u go 2 sleep n get up every day ?
(I Wak up n sleep as per my tution)

13. Future plan after CA?
(My Family sall decide)

14. Hws ur stds. syllbus comltd?
(Next ques pls)
And last question

15. Beta wats ur Age?
(Let me think)

Uncle, Dubara mat puchna...:p