School vs College...
School ~ Pencil, rubber, sharpener, scale !!
College ~ Ek ball pen wo bhi friends se cheena huwa
School ~ Class mein enter hone se pehle : Ma'am may i come in
College ~ Bina baithe hi Mobile kaan se laga k class se bahar !!
School ~ Bag mein har subject ki books !!
College ~ Yaar ek paper toh phad ke dede
School ~ Class test mein Star !!
College ~ Full moon hi naseeb hota hai yaar !!
School ~ Listen I like her !!
College ~ Sambhal ke dekh saale, bhabi hai teri
School ~ Yaar Kal Test hai, Mai chutti maar lunga beemar hone ka bahaana le ke..
College ~ (Next Day) Oye sun aaj bunk pe chalein