Wonderfully described definitions...

>>Wonderfully described definitions...

CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco

rolled in paper

with fire at one end

and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement

where in 
a man loses 
his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer

to the notes of students

without passing through the minds

of either

CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man
multiplied by 
the 
number present

COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing
a 
cake in such a way that

everybody believe
s
he got the biggest piece

TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which

masculine will power is

defeated by feminine water-power!

CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listen s
and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel

you are going to feel
a feeling

you have never felt before

CLASSIC:

A book

which people praise,

but never read

SMILE:

A curve

that can set

a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:

A place

where you can relax

after your strenuous 

home life

YAWN:

The only time

when some married men

ever get to open

their mouth

EXPERIENCE:

The name

men give

to their

Mistakes

DIPLOMAT:

A person 
who tells you

to go to hell

in such a way

that you actually look forward

to the trip

OPTIMIST:

A person

who while falling 
from 
EIFFEL TOWER

says in midway

"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

MISER:

A person

who lives poor

so that

he can die RICH!

FATHER:

A banker

provided
by 
nature

POLITICIAN:

One who

shakes your hand

before election
s
and your Confidence 
Later

DOCTOR:

A person

who kills

your ills

by pills,

and kills 
you
by his bills!