In a Bar, a Man attended a phone-call :Hello ! Yes Honey.
Wife : Darling, I'am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH ?
Man : Sure Honey.
Wife : 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 ! Shall I ?
Man : 1 saree is not enough honey, tak 1 more...
Wife : Ok dear ! I hv ur credit-card. Shall I use now ?
Man : Sure, with pleasure.
All frnz asked him aftr he put down his mobile : U luv ur wife very much ?
Man : EXCUSE ME, WHO's MOBILE IS THIS ?