Teacher: "What is your name?".
Student: "Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher: "When I ask a question in English, answer it in english."
Student: "My name is Sunlight .
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Question: What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
Teacher: Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher: "Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny: "Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
Teacher: There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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