This is heaven (funny)

CMA Ankur Pandey (Govt.Job) (4401 Points)

14 November 2011  

 

This old man and old woman (husband and wife) die and go to heaven. There, St. Peter gives them the grand tour of their new home. It’s a HUGE mansion with a limo driver, gardener, etc.

The old man exclaims, “That’s ours?”

St. Peter says “Yes, it is yours, forever and ever.”

The old man is a little suspicious and says, “How much is the rent?”

St. Peter says, “It is free. After all, this is heaven.”

Across the street is an expansive golf course with beautifully manicured lawn, interesting layout, and fun golf carts.

St. Peter says, “You can play here whenever you want.”

The old man says, “What are the green fees?”

St. Peter replies, “None. After all, this is heaven.

 

 

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