Super Duper Funny Jokes -- Smile On !!!

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Ankur Garg
Company Secretary and Compliance Officer

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Posted On 12 December 2010 at 17:19

Mohan sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife... try it.
Two hours later Mohan SMS 2 boss: Me ok, your wife very sweet.

Sonu: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Monu: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Chinku: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Pinku: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Chinku: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Pinku: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Sonu bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Monu: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha Hun…

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Bablu: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

THE BEST ONE ! ! ! ! !

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

Golu: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Molu: Phir tune kya kiya?
Golu: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Molu: Phir?
Golu: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

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Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

Enjoy!!!

Total thanks : 3 times

Manjul Soni.
CA Student.

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Posted On 12 December 2010 at 17:40

Very Nice Joke Sir ..............

Blogger Pulkit Gupta
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Posted On 12 December 2010 at 18:24

Gud jokes Bhaiya ...

And I liked the name you have given to me ....lolz

Sangam Rawat
CA, CS, LLB

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Posted On 12 December 2010 at 19:51

Really Funny :)

ANKUSH AGGARWAL
STUDENT

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Posted On 12 December 2010 at 19:56

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

best one!!1

Nikhil Kothari
Student CA-IPCC

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Posted On 12 December 2010 at 20:21

Good joke Bhaiya...

You are the real hero of CA ClubIndia.

Mr. JHA
CA-FINAL & M.COM

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Posted On 12 December 2010 at 20:40

Article CA se -sir xyz ltd ka bank reconciled nahi hai.. . . CA article se- accountant ko bol reconcie kar ke de. . . . . After few days CA article se xyz ka bank balance wrong hai. . . . Article reply wo to hona hi tha accountanta pesonal cash withdraw karke hi to balance milaya tha. . . . . CA repiled kya matalab. . . . . . Article sir yehi quary to mujhe aap se puchhana tha ye kaise ho gaya ?????