Ankur Garg
Company Secretary and Compliance Officer
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Posted On 30 June 2010 at 17:37
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Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife...
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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win
in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
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Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
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So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a
building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the
crocodiles.
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out,
cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons.
Total thanks : 5 times
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Member (Account Deleted)
PCC Student (Nov.
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Posted On 30 June 2010 at 17:48
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really cool...
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CA Shivang
Business Controller
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Posted On 30 June 2010 at 17:52
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S And V
CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT
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Posted On 30 June 2010 at 18:05
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Ankur Garg
Company Secretary and Compliance Officer
[ Scorecard : 76954]
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Posted On 30 June 2010 at 18:14
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Hey thanks very much for the comments !!! Enjoy...
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Mr. JHA
CA-FINAL & M.COM
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Posted On 30 June 2010 at 18:23
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great sir.....
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simranjeet singh
CS Professional Programme Student
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Posted On 30 June 2010 at 19:05
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Kya baat hai Ankur sir aaj to jokes post kar rhe ho badhiya hai yaar aapke contribution ka diversification ho rha hai...
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Ankur Garg
Company Secretary and Compliance Officer
[ Scorecard : 76954]
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Posted On 30 June 2010 at 19:14
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Bas yaar jeet kya bolu...ek mail aa gayi to share kar liya tum sab sa...hope you have enjoyed it.
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simranjeet singh
CS Professional Programme Student
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Posted On 30 June 2010 at 19:47
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Originally posted by : Ankur Garg |
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Bas yaar jeet kya bolu...ek mail aa gayi to share kar liya tum sab sa...hope you have enjoyed it.
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Bilkul-2 yaar very good. continue to post these jokes in future as well. they serve as a very good dose of relaxation and a feeling of joy....
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Ankur Garg
Company Secretary and Compliance Officer
[ Scorecard : 76954]
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Posted On 01 July 2010 at 09:30
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Absolutely...and thanks for comment !!!
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