Some Jokes on wife -very funny

CS,CA F,Numrologi TusharSampat (CS CA F Numerologist Astrologer Graph)   (85935 Points)

30 June 2011  





Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? 



The Mafia wants either ur money or life... 



The wives want both!







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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.







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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied



With 4 things in life.



(1) Mobile



(2) Automobile



(3) TV



(4) Wife



Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.







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Searching these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`



Google search result, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.







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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. 



It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!