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Shayari collection

Humour & Banter 2607 views 12 replies

 

Tu mere dil mein aise samayi hai

Jaise bajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai!

 

Jab safed dress pehenti ho, toh ambulence ki gaadi lagti ho,

Ambulance toh ghayalon ko le jaati hai,

Tum toh ghayal kar jaati ho.

 

 

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai,

Isse bhi badi imarat banaunga,

Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui thi,

Tujhe toh main zinda dafnaunga!

 

 

Kash ke tere chehre pe chicken pox ke daag hote,

Kash ke tere chehre pe chicken pox ke daag hote,

Chand toh tu hai hi, sitaare bhi saath hote.

 

 

Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

yu aansu na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

seedhe upar chale aana.

 

 

Tumhare saamne hain itne sample

Kabhi humein bhi pick karo.

Hamare pyaar ke icon pe

Kabhi toh click karo.

 

 

Arz kiya hai…..

Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai,

woh repeat kar doonga,

Tu na mili to tujhe

shift delete kar doonga.

 

 

Before marriage:

Takdir hai magar kismet nahi khulti

Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon

lekin Mumtaz nahi milti.

 

After marriage:

Takdir hai magar kismet nahi khulti

Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon

lekin Mumtaz nahi marti.

 

 

Ladka: Kaash inn haseenaon ke baap mar jaaye

            Bahana ho afsos ka hum inke ghar toh jaaye.

 

Ladki: Aisa sochna bhi ae zaalim paap hoga

            Kabhi tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.

 

 

 

 

Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

            Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi.

 

Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi toh sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat ek se hogi toh hazaron ka kya hoga.

 

 

 

Yeh tera chehra hai ya kele ka chilka,

jo dekha toh yeh dil phisal gaya.

 

 

Unki gali se guzre……ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unki gali se guzre……ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unhone phool phenka….gamla bhi saath tha.

Replies (12)

very funy shayaris thx for sharing..................

Kuch bhi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mere marne ke baad mere doston, 
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yu aansu na bahana,

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Agar meri yaad aaye to,
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seedhe upar chale aana.
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This is called the solution of a problem with great vision !

great reply by surendra sir

Originally posted by : pratik

very funy shayaris thx for sharing..................

@ Hemant....thanx for the reply (sarcasm intended)

.wow. Nice shyari friend.smile. Keep sharing.

ek meri taraf se...


Roye wo is kadad unki laash se lipatkar...

Roye wo is kadar unki laash se lipatkar..

ki laash khud uth kar boli..

"Tu hi mar ja pehle..badtameez upar hi chadha ja raha hai itni garmi me..."

Ek meri taraf se

Life is Small, Live it!!

Troubles are momentary, face it!!

Memories r sweet, cherish it!!

You r good, I agree it!!!

But,

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I am too Good, Accept it!!!!!!!!

@ Sunshine- Good onee!!!! hahaha;)

@ Vijay- U r too good....nice one!!!!:)

Pyar jab milta nahi to hota Q he, Agar khwabo me wo aaye to insaan sota Q he, Jab yehi pyar aankho k samne kisi Or ka ho jaye, To Dil itna rota Q he . . . . ? ? ? ? ? ?
Originally posted by : pratik

very funy shayaris thx for sharing..................


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