satyam@sholay

yogesh dave (service) (376 Points)

17 January 2009  

 

Jai : Mausi, Veeru Satyam mein kaam karta  hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try nahi kiya kya??
 
Jai : kahan mausi, 2 saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan
hai...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Satyam mein hi hai..
 
Jai : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi.
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?
 
Jai : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai  mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hua uska..?
 
Jai : Senior se ladai karne ke baad mein achhi rating
nahin milti hai na... Mausi..
Mausi : To kya seniors se ladta bhi hai..?
 
Jai : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane  ko na mile to ho hi jaati hai ..
Mausi : To kya AB tak onsite bhi nahi gaya ..???
 
Jai : Ab Outdated technology ke developer  hai to yahi hota hai na mausi
Mausi : kya kaha ladka  Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!
 
Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jai : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar  de  denge!!  To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
 
Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki, koi
sauteli maa nahi....Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Centerwale Chandu  se shaadi kar Le par Satyam ke employee se nahin karegi