Perception...superb and funny!!!

Ankur Garg (Company Secretary and Compliance Officer)   (114773 Points)

11 October 2010  

Women Friends chatting in office  

                              
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?  

                        
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three
 minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?    

               
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a    
 romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he
 lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It    
 was like a fairytale!        

                                         
 At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.    

              
Husband 1: How was your evening?        

                            
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell    asleep. It was great! What about you?  

 
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they  
 cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my  
 wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left  
 for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home  
 remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the  
 house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my  
 wife was jabbering away for another hour!