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Love letter to wife by ca

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In the Journal of my heart,

I have written a Journal Entry,

Debiting my love & crediting my affection,

Now partner, you write the Narration.

 

Your beauty is the Capital of our business,

And your eyes are Stock In Trade,

Now let us enter into a Transaction,

Without providing Depreciation.

 

Your first love I have already indicated,

On the Ledger Folio column,

Any way, our relations are based on,

Double Entry System.

 

Our love is Real & Tangible,

Which can be realized,

Interest on the same,

Can be capitalized.

 

Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,

You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,

Both at the same time,

Can it be posted into Ledger, that now you decide.

 

And so my partner now let us Rectify,

All our errors & total the Trial Balance,

Of our affairs & emotions,

Without maintaining any Suspense Account.

 

And any difference in the Trial Balance,

In the Balance Sheet of our life,

Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,

If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?

If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?

 

But if we have a boy & a girl,

Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,

And the Auditor will certify like this,

 

"THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING LIFE'S ACCOUNTS".

Replies (14)
It is a Family accountability. It is a family accounting standard. It is a good family (accounting) planning. It is a Auditor's certificate to a family for its all shareholders.

NIce!!!

Nice 1..............

 

Especially dis lines.......

 

"And so my partner now let us Rectify,

All our errors & total the Trial Balance,

Of our affairs & emotions,

Without maintaining any Suspense Account."

 

 

 

interestin - good keep it up

badia .......!!!!

 

Originally posted by : venkateswaran
It is a Family accountability. It is a family accounting standard. It is a good family (accounting) planning. It is a Auditor's certificate to a family for its all shareholders.
 

thank you sir

Originally posted by : D.C. Bansal

NIce!!!

thnx for lyk this post

Originally posted by : Anamikaa Shuklaa

Nice 1..............

 

Especially dis lines.......

 

"And so my partner now let us Rectify,

All our errors & total the Trial Balance,

Of our affairs & emotions,

Without maintaining any Suspense Account."

 

 

 

thnx for lyk this post

Originally posted by : shailesh agarwal

interestin - good keep it up

thnk you sir

Originally posted by : PUNEET SHARMA

badia .......!!!!

 

thnx 4 lyking

very nice

 

Originally posted by : Anamikaa Shuklaa

Nice 1..............

 

Especially dis lines.......

 

"And so my partner now let us Rectify,

All our errors & total the Trial Balance,

Of our affairs & emotions,

Without maintaining any Suspense Account."

 

 

 

CA Student writes love storywho is good at LAW like this..........

 

My dear ----, If you accept my proposal I will construct another Tajmahal for you.

                         ( Case Study: Sajahan vs Muntaj)

And I promise you that I never revoke my offer.

 

 

vry nyc.....keep sharingsmiley


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