laugh a bit!!

CA Paras jain (Audit Senior Assistant) (1544 Points)

24 September 2009  

A policeman was interrogating 3 persons who

were getting trained to Become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect,

he shows the first one a picture for 5

seconds and then hides it. "This is your

suspect, how would you recognize him?" The
 
first person answers,

"That's easy, we'll catch him fast because

he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's

because the picture I showed is his side

profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous

response, he flashes the picture for 5

seconds at the second one and asks him,

"This is your suspect, how would you

recognize him?"

The second person smiles, flips his hair and

says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because

he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the

matter with you two??

Of course only one eye and one ear are

showing because it's a picture of his side

profile!

Is that the best answer you can come

up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows

the picture to!

The third one and in a very testy voice

asks, "This is your suspect, how would you

recognize him? He quickly adds, "Think hard

before giving me a stupid answer."

The person looks at the picture intently for

a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact

lenses." The policeman is surprised

and speechless because he really doesn't

know himself if the suspect wears

contacts or not.

"Well, that's an interesting answer.

Wait here for a few minutes while I check

this file and I'll get

back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his

office, checks the suspect's file in his

computer, and comes back with

a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The

suspect does in fact wear contact lenses.

Good work! How were you able to make such an

acute observation?"

"That's easy," the third person replied.

"He can't wear regular glasses because he

only has one eye and one ear."