Killer shayaris are back.. just for change...


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Killer shayaris are back
(Please weak hearted people stay away)
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.

1)  Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
 Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
😮Chalo sab khele Counter-Strike .

2)  Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ??
 Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ??
 Cameraman Prafful ke saath Deepak  Chaurasia AAJ TAK..📜

3) 😇Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo.. 
Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo..
 Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimmat tum kya jaano RameshBabu ?? 

4)  Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha... 
Main hu Yaha Tu hai waha..
 LIFEBUOY hai jaha Tandurusti hai waha...👪

5)  Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna... 
Blood Donate karne se pehle humesha uska Group janchna...
 BASANTI in kutto k samne kabhi mat nachna.... 

6) 😈Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..🙋
Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA..
 Itni Shakti hume dena DATA.. 

7)  Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
 Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.
 A for Apple B for Banana.🍌

8)  Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...
 Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala...
 Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala ..!!😻

9)  Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach..🙀
Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach..
 Asali masale sach sach MDH.....MDH ...!

10)  1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss..
 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss..
📨Mutual Funds are subjected to Market Risks.. 

11)  Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana...
 Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana...
👭Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. 

12) 👰 Gym karna jaruri hai Acche Swasthya k liye...
 Gym karna jaruri hai Acche swasthya k liye...
 Munni badnam hui Darling tere liye... 

13)  Paanch Rupey ka Ek Samosa  Dus Rupey ka Do,
 Paanch Rupey ka Ek Samosa Dus Rupey ka Do.
 ACP ne kaha"DAYA darwaza tod do. 

14) 😧Darr se daro nahi, just fight it.... 
😧Darr se daro nahi, just fight it.... 
 Hi I m Rajnikant, Mind it..!! 

15)  Naach Meri Bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega💸..
 Naach Meri Bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega💸..
 Hum CID se hai, koi apni jagah se nahi hilega..!👬

16) 👹Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko Chaaku.🔪.
Khooni ne dikhaya Daya ko Chaaku..
Arre kya hua Aanandi k Baapu?? 

17)  FruitBox k uppar hain Bannana..🍌
FruitBox k uppar hain Bannana..
Kuch bhi ho jaye Daya tum Goli mat chalana.

18)  America par  Laden ka saaya tha....
America par Laden ka saaya tha....👥
🗿ACP bola iska matlab khooni Balcony se aaya tha..

19) 💥Flop ho gayi Aamir ki Talaash.. 
Flop ho gayi Aamir ki Talaash.. 
Daya wo dekho ek or Laash 

Ha.. Ha.. Ha..