Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
bcoz it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.
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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?
*
Simple..
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your
WIFE?
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the
girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday
for pongal but not for idly.
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess
Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R
DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK
in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u
study ?
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100% Attendence... :-P
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG
AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?
*
Simple..
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
------------------------------
"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
------------------------------
A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your
WIFE?
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
------------------------------
V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
------------------------------
What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the
girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
------------------------------
Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday
for pongal but not for idly.
------------------------------
What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess
Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
------------------------------
Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R
DEAD"...........
------------------------------
What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK
in a Plate full of noodles.
------------------------------
Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u
study ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
100% Attendence... :-P
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QUES - Where can u see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG
AGAIN....Fir kaha?
ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).
------------------------------
Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"
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