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OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR

OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR


OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR


OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE : MATRIC PASS


OFFICER : WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR


OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR


OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR


OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW

CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE. ...?


OFFICER : MP !!!

CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR..?

OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED... ......... .....!!!! !!!!!!!!!