I am a CA student because..

I am a CA studnt bcoz-

I can write 70 words per minute bt i cant read my own handwritin!

I spend more time with my calculator than with my family!

My IQ is greater than my weight!

I waste my 3 yrs while explaining , why a candy costs re.1 using cost accounting! 

I know evry section of law bt not my shirt size!

I have no life & can prove it mathematically!

I think in "maths"!

I consider any non-CA course "easy"!

40/100 mark is heaven to me!

My xerox bills are higher than my pocket money!! 

Dont know should i be proud or sad :D

Bt definitely one day i ll prove dis world dat i was nt a jerk....