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HoW CaN A StUdEnT PaSs......????????????

Humour & Banter 1491 views 7 replies

How can a student pass ??

It is not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365' days






Typical academic year for a student:





Sundays-52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.




Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Days left 263.




8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.
Days left 141.





1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.
Days left 126.



2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing
properly & swallowing)- means 30days.
Days left 96.


1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means
15 days.
Days left 81.




Exam days- per year at least 35 days.
Days left 46.




Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40.
Days left 6 .



For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.




Movies and functions - at least 2 days.
1 day left.



That 1 day is your birthday.





How can you study on that day??????!!! !!!!!!!

Balance = 0

"How can a student pass ??"



Replies (7)

good one dear, but can u give the answer Please.

The answer is "Student can study in the next year and pass"

Hahahaha!!!!!

Great.......

but moral of the story is Student should not be over burdened in terms of Home work, coaching, and in School/ college/coaching classes time.

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Aaj Karo so Kal, Kal karo so Parso, Itne Bhi kya jaldi yaaro jab jina hai barso.

Purviji Mubarak ho, Apne khayal bahut milte hai chalo mai apko apne friends list me shamil kar leta hun.

Gr8 work Purvi..good one for an excuse...;)  

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