Haste Raho

Barots (-) (226 Points)

04 November 2009  
wife hit her husband with frying pan
A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.
   
Message of the year
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
 
Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"
 
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man :Kya karon, khushi ke mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
 
Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge : why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar :Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
 
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
 
Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)
 
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo (potato)
lane gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch aur paka lo:-
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife : Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki