# Sign on a railway station at Patna:
 	
 	Aana free, jaana free,
 	
 	pakde gaye to khana free.
 	
 	
 	# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
 	
 	Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.
 	
 	She may be your grandmother!
 	
 	
 	
 	# Seen on a bulletin board:
 	
 	Success is relative
 	
 	More the success, more the relatives.
 	
 	
 	# Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
 	
 	we need your heads to run our business.
 	
 	
 	# A traffic slogan:
 	
 	Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they never will be…..
 	
 	
 	#THE BEST ONE:
 	
 	Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations
 	
 	It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.”
 	
 	- Indian Armed Forces 
 	

