Difference between YOU and your BOSS

Himanshu (Proprietor at H. R. Thacker and Co.)   (1439 Points)

03 November 2009  

Differences Between You And Your Boss


  • If you take a long time, you're slow.
    BUT if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

  • If you don't do it, you're lazy.
    BUT if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

  • If you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
    BUT if your boss makes a mistake, he's "only human".

  • If you're on a day off sick, you're "always" sick.
    BUT if your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

  • If you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
    BUT if your boss does it, he's being firm.

  • If you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
    BUT if your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

  • If you please your boss, you're a boot-licker.
    BUT if your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.

  • If you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
    BUT if your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

  • If you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
    BUT if your boss is out of the office, he's away for important meetings.

  • If you ask to leave early, you must be going for an interview.
    BUT if your boss takes the afternoon off, it's because he's overworked.

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