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Did u laughed today..

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Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
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KHUSH RAHO

A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"

He got 1000 replies all saying:-

"Meri Le Ja...!",

''Meri Le Ja...!''

A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an
accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married
man.

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CA Dolly Jain (CA, CS) (223 Points)
Replied 10 July 2012

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A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

............i dont understand.......y its happening?

Shri (CA Practice) (141 Points)
Replied 11 July 2012

Neha, Thanks, Atleast there is a single woman on earth who can post realistic jokes. R U MARRIED.

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Originally posted by : Shri
	Neha, Thanks, Atleast there is a single woman on earth who can post realistic jokes. R U MARRIED.

Yes....

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Justin Verson (none) (29 Points)
Replied 11 July 2012

No thing can make me laugh today........

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I don't understand....y does everybody talk like this abt women....ki husband is doberman ya apne hi jaal mein fasa hua spiderman....dat marriage is a disaster for a guy....dat women talk and do shopping non-stop....kya ho gaya hai sabko.....none of this is true....anyways....I am not among the ppl who fite at such things....dis was meant for humour.....and I do not take things in the wrong sense....first one was good....haha...wow a married female saying all dese jokes

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Shri (CA Practice) (141 Points)
Replied 11 July 2012

Originally posted by : Anonymous
	I don't understand....y does everybody talk like this abt women....ki husband is doberman ya apne hi jaal mein fasa hua spiderman....dat marriage is a disaster for a guy....dat women talk and do shopping non-stop....kya ho gaya hai sabko.....none of this is true....anyways....I am not among the ppl who fite at such things....dis was meant for humour.....and I do not take things in the wrong sense....first one was good....haha...wow a married female saying all dese jokes

Dear ??? Mr / Ms / Mrs Anonymous........ All these are not jokes, these are true DARD in jokes format. I dont know if u r married or not...............Shadi ka laddu...............