Jokes for the married!


(Guest)

I argued.. She argued
I shouted...She shouted and then she cried

Result: she won by duckworth lewis method!

 

Husband came home drunk. To avoide wife's scolding,he took a laptop &  started working.

Wife: Peeke aye ho kya?

Hubby : Nahi meri ma...

Wife: Phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho??