Some funny sms - till results are published

 

 

MILK AND WALL

THEY SAY MILK GIVES YOU STRENGTH. DRINK 3 GLASSES AND TRY MOVING A WALL. YOU CAN'T. BUT DRINK 3 SHOTS OF VODKA AND SEE- - - THE WALL MOVES ON ITS OWN!!!

 

 

TEETH AND TONGUE

TEETH SAID TO TONGUE - IF I JUST PRESS A LITTLE, YOU WILL GET CUT.

TONGUE REPLIED: IF I MISUSE A WORD, ALL 32 OF YOU WILL COME OUT!!

ATTITUDE MATTERS!!!

 

 

ANT AND ELEPHANT

WHAT IS ATTITUDE?

3 ANTS SAW AN ELEPHANT COMING.

Ist ANT: WE WILL KILL HIM

IInd ANT: NO, NO WE WILL BREAK HIS LEGS

IIIrd ANT: LEAVE HIM YAAR!!! HE IS ALONE AND WE ARE 3!!!

 

 

 

SANTA ATTENDING IIT EXAMS

PROVE SIN X = 6n

SANTA CANCELLED 'n' FROM BOTH THE SIDES!

THEN,

SIX=6.

 

 

DOCTOR'S DILEMMA

IT IS A FACT THAT WHEN A BABY IS BORN, DOCTORS SLAP ITS BACK TO MAKE IT START BREATHING. BUT RARE, EXCEPTIONAL CASES LIKE YOU, WHEN BORN, DOCTOR SLAPS HIMSELF!!

 

WHAT IS LOVE AFFAIR?

IT IS LIKE A COCONUT. DRINK COCONUT WATER., IT IS GOOD. IT CAN BE USED IN CURRIES ALSO.

BUT, IF IT FALLS ON YOUR HEAD???

 

 

ANT AND ELEPHANT

AN ELEPHANT WAS STANDING IN A Q. SUDDENLY HE TURNS BACK AND SAYS SOMETHING TO THE ANT STANDING BEHIND HIM.

 

GUESS WHAT DOES HE SAY??

 

 

DON'T PUSH ME YAAR...

 

DAUGHTER AND GIRL FRIEND

A HEART TOUCHING LINE: THAT DAY I TATTOOED MY GIRL FRIEND NAME ON MY HAND AND TODAY BU LOOKING AT THAT TATTOO MY DAUGHTER IS ASKING ME... '' DO YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH DAD"...

 

STRANGE BUT TRUE

WHEN WE CANNOT LAUGH ON THE SAME JOKE, THEN WHY DO WE CRY AGAIN AND AGAIN FOR THE SAME PROBLEM AND PAIN!!!

 

SMILE AND CRY

THE BEST PAIR IN THE WORLD IS SMILE AND CRY

THEY WILL NOT MEET EACH OTHER AT A TIME. IF THEY MEET, THAT IS THE BEST MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE..

 

TOO SMALL PASSWORD

A CLEVER GIRL SETTING PASSWORD TO HER FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WITH GUY SITTING BESIDE HER. SHE TYPES BOOBS AS PASSWORD. GUY FELL OFF HIS CHAIR LAUGHING BECAUSE...

 

PC REPLIED: '' TOO SMALL"

 

 

WHY THE STUDENT FAILED

Q] WHAT IS THE REASON FOR DIVORCE

A] MARRIAGE

Q] WHAT IS THE MAIN REASON FOR FAILURE

A] EXAMINATIONS

 

BTECH STUDENT

ONCE A BTECH STUDENT WENT HOME WITH HIS GIRL FRIEND AND TOLD

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DAD... THIS IS MY CAMPUS SELECTION!!!

 

A GOOD LESSON

LEARN FROM A PAIR OF WALKING LEGS:

THE FOOT THAT IS FORWARD HAS NO PRIDE AND THE FOOR WHICH IS BEHIND HAS NO SHAME. BECAUSE THEY BOTH KNOW THEIR SITUATION WILL CHANGE SOON.

 

GIRLS AND BOYS

GIRLS DON'T LIKE TO STUDY MUCH..?? WHY?? BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT IN SOME CORNER OF THE WORLD ATLEAST ONE SWEET IDIOT IS STUDYING FOR THEM AND THEIR FUTURE.

AND BOYS ARE SO CARELESS AND IRRESPONSIBLE???

BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT SOMEWHERE SOME SWEET AND INNOCENT GIRL IS LEARNING TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM!!!

 

THE BRAIN

BRAIN IS THE MOST OUTSTANDING ORGAN. IT WORKS FOR 24 HOURS 365 DAYS FROM BIRTH.

BUT..........

 

STOPS ONLY WHEN WE ENTER THE............... EXAM HALL

 

CA MEDICINE

A GIRL TO DOCTOR: IS THERE ANY MEDICINE FOR LONG LIFE?

DOCTOR: JOIN FOR CA

GIRL: WILL IT HELP?

DOCTOR: NO, BUT IT WILL AVOID SUCH THOUGHTS!!!

 

THE SON

MOM: WAKE UP SON, IT IS TIME TO GO TO COLLEGE.

SON: WHY MOM? I DON'T WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.

MOM: GIVE ME TWO REASONS WHY YOU DON'T WANT TO GO..

SON: ONE, ALL THE STUDENTS HATE ME... TWO ALL THE TEACHERS HATE ME..

MOM: THAT IS NOT A REASON, COME ON, YOU HAVE TO GO.

SON: GIVE ME TWO REASONS, WHY SHOULD I GO TO COLLEGE..

MOM: ONE, YOU ARE 52 YEARS OLD AND TWO, YOU ARE THE PRINCIPAL OF THE COLLEGE...

 

 

NARADA THOUGHTS

IF YOUR LOVER SENDS YOU ROMANTIC MESSAGES THEN BE VERY HAPPY., BUT, THINK WHO IS SENDING THOSE MESSAGES TO YOUR LOVER?

 

EXAMINER

WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST MOMENT IN OUR LIFE???

WHEN WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE IN THE EXAM PAPER AND THE INVIGILATOR COMES AND SAYS: SIT STRAIGHT., THE PERSON BEHIND WILL COPY FROM YOU!!!

 

PASSWORD IS INCORRECT

THE SMARTEST THING SANTA EVER DIE: HE CHANGED ALL HIS PASSWORDS TO 'INCORRECT'. SO, WHENEVER HE FORGETS, THE COMPUTER WILL REMIND HIM:

 

YOUR PASSWORD IS "INCORRECT"!!

 

2012

HAPPY NEWS!!!

THE WORLD WILL NOT END IN 2012.

BCOZ...

 

EXPIRY DATE ON THE PICKLE BOTTLE IS 2013. NO NEED TO WORRY!!

 

 

SIMPLE FACTS

9 FACTS STILL HIDDEN FROM US---

1. 90% OF PEOPLE IN AUSTRALIA DON'T DRINK MILK

2. SNAKE'S VISION IS UPTO 5 KM.

3. A MAN CAN TOUCH SUN IF HIS BODY IS COMPLETELY COVERED BY MERCURY.

4. NO TWINS HAVE BEEN BORN TILL NOW IN GREENLAND.

5. ZEBRA DOES NOT HAVE A LIVER.

6. ALL THE ABOVE DETAILS ARE FALSE.

7. THANKS FOR BELIEVING FOR A WHILE.

8. TODAY IS NOT APRIL 1st

9. BUT A FOOL IS A FOOL ON ANY DATE.

 

 

BOYS AND TEMPLE

WHY BOYS GO TO TEMPLE

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BECAUSE TEMPLE IS THE ONLY PLACE TO FIND....

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POOJA, DEEPA, ARCHANA, ARATHY, ARADHANA, KEERTHANA, JYOTHY...!!!...