Little joke about females ...... just for fun....

Iron Maiden (CS ) (463 Points)

03 March 2011  

A store that sells husbands has just opened.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a descripttion of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper  ascends the flights. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or  you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to  exit the building!

A woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely  good looking.

" Wow ," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead  good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"  Still, she goes to  the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead  gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.  She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor for something  better. and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on  this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit  the building, and have a nice day!

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