Comic

Annes Dsouza (Section Head) (30 Points)

03 October 2009  

Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.

> Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai

> ... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka ...

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> v "Funny but true fact !!A woman worries about her future till she

> gets a husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife

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> ...What do u say?

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> v A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman. 5

> Years Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua

> Spiderman

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> v Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate

> raho... taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... "UNMARRIED" ho

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> v Wife:1 baat bolu par mujhe maarna nahi

> Hsbnd:Bolo

> Wife:Mai Pregnant hu

> Hsbnd:Its Gud news,dar kyo rahi thi

> Wife:Shadi ke pehle papa ko bataya tha, badi maar padi thi.

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> v Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

> Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....

> "KHUSH RAHO"....:)

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> v Wife-Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti

> thi..

> Husband-Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..!!

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> v Why love marriage is better dan Arranged????

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> B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is alwayz better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

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> v Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,

> mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

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> HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.

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> v A man gave an add in Matrimonial column

> "PATNI CHAHIYE"

> He got 1000 replies all saying:-

> "Meri Le Ja...!"

> ''Meri Le Ja...!''

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> v Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri

> biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"

> Manager: "What can I do?

> Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

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> v Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER .........Immediately after Marriage

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> JAI HIND!!

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> v Telling a lie is a

> fault for a little boy,

> an art for a lover,

> an accomplishment for a bachelor and

> a Matter of Survival for a married man.

> Gud Luck!

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> v Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,

> hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,

> hamari to abhi Jinda hai...:)

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