Chartered Accountant vs MBA

Jitesh Chandak (Service) (371 Points)

17 March 2011  

CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT vs MBA



7 Chartered accountants and 7 Mba are

going from PUNE to Mumbai.



So they both gather at Pune Station.



Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.



SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :



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7 chartered accountants take only 1 Ticket and 7 mba buy all 7 tickets..



Mba are desperately waiting for TC to come......



When TC arrives,



All 7 Chartered accountants get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand

come

out with the ticket and the TC goes away....



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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.



So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they



can



easily get a LOCAL to PUNE



SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :



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Mba decided, "this time we will prove that we too are



equal"....All 7 Mba take 1 Ticket. Chartered accountants don't buy

any ticket at



all!!!!!..



TC arrives....



ALL MBA IN ONE TOILET.ALL CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..









One C.A.

gets out and knocks the door of Mba toilet, One



Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.



Bathroom...



TC DRIVES out ALL the mba from the toilet and they are heavily



fined





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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :



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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Mba planning their



move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.



This time mba decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.



ALL Mba take 1 tickets...Chartered accountants BUY all 7 tickets this



time...







SO TC Comes.. All Chartered accountants showed their tickets.....



Mba are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train....... ....