1. Profesor: what is evil?
Studend:"Sir I will explain but
1st answer my questions.
"Does the cold exist?"
Profesor: Yes.
Student:"You r wrong sir.
There is nothing like cold. It is
the complete absence of
heat."
Student asked again,"Does
darkness exist?"
Professor: Yes.
Student:"You are again wrong
sir. There is nothng like
darkness. It is actually the
complete absence of light.
According to physics we can
study light and heat but not
darkness and cold.
Similarly sir, the evil does not
exsist.
Actually it is the absence of
faith, love and true belief on
GOD."
2. We never know why we like
someone
more than others....!
Why we love someone without any
reason....!
Why we feel happy thinking about
their presence.....! Coz Some
feelings has no
"Explanation" or "Definition"....♥
3. Devdas of 2013
Maa ne kaha facebook chor
do..!
Dad ne kaha night package
chor do..!
Doston ne kaha mble se
balance churana chor do..!
Paaro ne kaha dew pina
chordo..!
aur Ek din aayega jab grlfrnd k
bache bolenge
Maamu ab to hmari maa ka
peecha chor do..!:P =D
4. Universal truth:
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Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and
she will surely remember you
only when she is again in trouble..!!..
5. 3 Cheeze Zindagi Me 1 Baar Milti
Hai,
1. Maa Baap
2. Rup Rang
3. Jawaani
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3 Cheeze Soch Samaj Kar Uthao
1. Kadam
2. Kasam
3. Kalam
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3 Cheeze Soch Kar Karo
1. Mohabbat
2. Baat
3. Faisla
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3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar Nahi Karti
1. Mout
2. Waqt
3. Umar
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3 Cheeze 6oti Na Samjo
1. Karz
2. Farz
3. Marz
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3 Cheeze hamesa dard deti hai
1. Dhoka
2. Bebshi
3. Bewafai
6. Class Room Is Like A Train
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1st Two Benches R ReservedFor VIP
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Next Two Benches R General Coach
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Then Last Two Benches R Very Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH..:p :O:D :D
Agree ??
7. A Relationship Has :
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A Girl..
A Boy..
An Ex Trying To Mess It Up..
&
A'Friend'waiting For A Break
Up... =D =))
So damn true :-p
8. All The Desireable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive, Elder Or Married :-P
9. A commerce Student Hugs a
Girl. .
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GIRL : What is Dis ?? .
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BOY : Direct Marketing :p
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GIRL : slaps a boy. . :o
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BOY : What Is dis ?? .
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GIRL : Customer's
FEEDBACK :D :p
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Commerce Students alwz rok..
10. Kya aapko pata he duniya ka sabse pehla jahaaz kahan uda tha
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Janiye is chhote se
break k baad.
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. Surf exel-daag achhe
hain. .
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Rupa front line-raho sabse aage.
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Garnier-take care . .
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Asli masale sach sach-
MDH, MDH . .
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Hum hai hero-hero
moto corp.
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Laila ko karna tha impress
majnu ne khai minto
Fresh. .
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. Hi handsome Hi handsome Hi handsome fair and handsome
cream for mens
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Rahiye na bekhabar
dekhiye fir khaas
khabar ..Aaj Tak
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- Duniya ka sabse pehla jahaz"Hawa"me uda tha..:p lolz....:D
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