A TEACHER ASKED HIS STUDENT...
TEACHER: KAL SCHOOL KYU NAHI AAYE THAY?
BOY : FEVER HO GAYI THI!!!!
TEACHER: BETA SACH SACH BATAO...MAIN KUCH NAHI KAHUNGA....JHOOT BOLNA BURI BAAT HAI!!!
BOY: SIR FILM DEKH RAHA THA RA. ONE!!!
TEACHER: KYA YE HIMMAT...MU PE JAWAB DETE HAI...KOI NIYAM KANOON KUCH NAHI HAI... @ ?%# @ $%^???
BOY: KYU SACH KA SABAK SIKHAYE....JO SACH SOON BHI NA PAYE...KOI SACH BOLE TOH TU...NIYAM KANOON BATAYE...
TERA DARR....TERA PYAR...TERI WAH....TU HI RAKH!!!!!!!!!!!!