Aaj ke bacche!!!!!!!!!

CA Pallav Singhania (❤ Work Hard Party Harder ❤)   (32322 Points)

01 November 2011  

A TEACHER ASKED HIS STUDENT...

TEACHER: KAL SCHOOL KYU NAHI AAYE THAY?

BOY : FEVER HO GAYI THI!!!!

TEACHER: BETA SACH SACH BATAO...MAIN KUCH NAHI KAHUNGA....JHOOT BOLNA BURI BAAT HAI!!!

BOY: SIR FILM DEKH RAHA THA RA. ONE!!!

TEACHER: KYA YE HIMMAT...MU PE JAWAB DETE HAI...KOI NIYAM KANOON KUCH NAHI HAI... @ ?%# @ $%^???

 

BOY: KYU SACH KA SABAK SIKHAYE....JO SACH SOON BHI NA PAYE...KOI SACH BOLE TOH TU...NIYAM KANOON BATAYE...

TERA DARR....TERA PYAR...TERI WAH....TU HI RAKH!!!!!!!!!!!!