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CS SANGAM RAWAT
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Posted On 08 July 2009 at 23:00

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1. What is height of Fashion?

Ans : Dhoti with a zip .

2. What is height of Secrecy?

Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?

Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Craziness?

Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

6. What is height of Stupidity?

Ans : A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. What is height of Honesty?

Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide?

Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration?

Ans : A cow giving milk powder.

10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?

Ans : Banta's house has caught fire and he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!!!

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Ankur Garg
Company Secretary and Compliance Officer
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Posted On 09 July 2009 at 09:34

Old one but still Funny... Thanks

Mohit Agarwal
CA final&CS Inter Student
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Posted On 09 July 2009 at 10:00

very funny..............

Keep sending..........

Rajesh
Service
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Posted On 09 July 2009 at 10:00

nice to read again

PiyushAgrawal
Student
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Posted On 09 July 2009 at 10:46

Originally posted by :Mohit Agarwal
"	hi very funny.............. Keep sending..........	"

thanks for shaing

RAKESH RAJWANI
Share Trading
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Posted On 09 July 2009 at 11:54

Nice one

CA Vinay Saraf
CA
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Posted On 09 July 2009 at 15:56

old but still funny - thanks

CA Kartik Pandya
CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT
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Posted On 09 July 2009 at 17:58

old is gold

Purnima
student
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Posted On 09 July 2009 at 21:38

very very gud

Deep@k Gupt/\
ARTICLE, CA-PCC
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Posted On 10 July 2009 at 00:36

GOOD ONES. FELT REFRESHING.

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