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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)

21 October 2010

Be OptiMistic Always.
See Height Of OptiMisM:

Solider-Sir We Are Surrounded!
ArMy Major-Excellent We Can Attack In Any Direction…

Whenever you feel sadness in your HEART,
Blackness in your EYES,
Paleness on your FACE,
Fragrance in your body,
It shows you are suffering lack of vitamin “ME”.

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 21 October 2010

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 21 October 2010

It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper
Which Is Used By Us To Write Our Exams.
Join Me In Promoting The Noble Cause Of
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Not Writing Exams…

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 21 October 2010

Arz Kiya Hai:
Bahar Aanese Pehle Fiza Aa Gayi,
Ki Bahaar Aanese Pehle Fiza Kha Gayi,
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Aur Phool Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayi
Wah Wah Wah…

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 21 October 2010

Aman Drives In To One-Way &
Cross NO ENTRY Board

PoliceMan:Oye No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?

Aman: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 21 October 2010

Kal Agar Me Mar Jaun Aye Dost

Mere Marneka GaM Na Karna,

Meri YaadMe Aansu Na Bahana

Sidhe Upar Hi Chale Aana
Party Karenge…

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 21 October 2010

There Was A Pond In It There Were 20 Fishes.
One Of TheM Died,

Suddenly Water Increased 1 Litre Guess How…?

Leh, all other fishes started crying …

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Santhosh Poojary (SIEMPRE AHÍ PARA TI) (15607 Points)
Replied 21 October 2010

Apun Tere Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Jata

Par Apunko KaaM Tha,

Apun Tere Liye Dub Ke Mar Jaata,

Par Apunko ZukaM Tha…

Amit Maheshwari (Manager Accounts) (347 Points)
Replied 21 October 2010

Good.........keep it up

Rakesh Dhanuka (Company Secretary) (478 Points)
Replied 21 October 2010

nice yaar.......keep sharing.....

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Nice...

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nice..........................

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Keep posting some more sensible jokes.

Bhaavna (Queen ) (1933 Points)
Replied 03 September 2012

Originally posted by : Santhosh Poojary

It Takes 15 Trees To Produce The Amount Of Paper
Which Is Used By Us To Write Our Exams.
Join Me In Promoting The Noble Cause Of
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Not Writing Exams…