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Ajay Rajai (Tax Advocate (Consultant) I.T and Documentation of Properties)   (705 Points)

20 June 2011  

Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye                   karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ? ;)

 

 

Miya Biwi Me jagda hua to biwi ne ma ko phone kiya:
ME AAP K YAHA A RAHI HU


Maa:-USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tum wahi Ruko me tumare Yaha aa rahi hu………..

 

HUSBAND:AAJ KHANE ME KYA BANAOGI?
WIFE:JO AAP KAHO………….. 
HUSBAND:DAL CHAWAL BANAO. 
WIFE:ABHI KAL HI TO KHAYE THAY. 
HUSBAND:TO SABJI BANA LO. 
WIFE:BACHHE NAHI KHATE.  
HUSBAND:FIR DAL BATI.  
WIFE:MUJHE HEAVY KHANE SE ALLERGY HAI.  
HUSBAND:EGGS BANA LO.  
WIFE:AAJ GURUVAR HAI.  
HUSBAND: PARATHE.  
WIFE:RAAT KO PARATHE KAUN KHATA HAI.  
HUSBAND:HOTEL SE LAY AAUN.  
WIFE:ROJ ROJ HOTEL KA NAHIN.  
HUSBAND: KADI.  
WIFE:DAHI NAHI HAI.  
HUSBAND:IDLY SAMBHAR.  
WIFE:USME TIME LAGEGA. PEHLE BOLTE NA.  
HUSBAND:MAGGI HI BANA LO USME TIME NAHI LAGEGA.  
WIFE:VO KOI KHANA NAHI HAI. USSE PET NAHI BHARTA.  
HUSBAND:FIR KYA BANAOGI.  
WIFE:JO AAP KAHO………………………:P