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CA Karan Lodhi (CA and B.com(hons.)) (879 Points)

28 July 2014  

Ek Aadmi ki shaadi ko bees (20) saal ho agye usne kabhi bhi apni biwi ke hath se bane khaane ki taarif nahi ki. Uska waqt kharab chal raha tha. Nirmal Baba ne salaadh (advice) di ki biwi ke hath se bane khane ki taarif karo to kripa hogi. Usne agle hi din Aaloo ke parathe khaate hi taarif karni shuru kar di. Biwi ne belan se abhut peeta or kaha bees saal se kabhi khaane ki taarif nhi ki or Aaj padosan ne parathe kya bhej diye Muh ruk hi nahi raha taarif karte karte.

 

Beti : Maa meri unse ladai ho gayi hai mein 3-4 minths ke liye ghar aa rahi hu

 

Maa : Jhagda usne kiya hai to sajaa bhi to usko milni chahiye na, tu wahi ruk mein 5-6 months ke liye waha par aa rahi hu

 

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