Exam Tension:- Who is more intelligent or Stupid ?????

M. N. JHA (CA) (8316 Points)

11 April 2011  

 

 

Two rich men were talking of their drivers when one of them 

said, "Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid. Let me show you that."

And he called for Banta, his driver. "Banta, here is a 10 dollar 

bill, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes," he ordered.

"Yes Sir! Right away," Banta replied and rushed off to the showroom.

"See, I told you," said the rich man.


To this, the other man said, "That's nothing, I will show you how 

stupid my driver is." And he called his driver, Santa Singh. "Santa, go home 

now and check to see if I'm at home," he ordered. "Yes Sir! Right away," 

and ran home. "See, didn't I tell you," said the man, "He doesn't even have the 

brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."


Santa and Banta bump into each other on the road. "Eh, you know my 

boss is so stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and asked me to go to the car 

showroom and buy him a Mercedes.....Doesn't he know that today is Sunday?

The showroom is closed," said Santa. 


"Well, this is nothing, my boss  is even worse. He asked me to go home to check if he is at home....He's got a cellphone, right, can't he just call home and check for himself!" 

replied  Banta....