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When do you congratulate someone for their mistake !!!!!!!

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1. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE

someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer : On their MARRIAGE

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY





3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :

. Tele-Phone

. Tele-Vision

. Tell a Woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.





4. Let us be generous like this :

Four Ants are moving through a forest..

They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them..

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because

he is ALONE and we are FOUR.





5. Three  Easy Ways to Die :

-Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

-Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

-Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

 



6. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS,

PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.

Even after you pray, if You are still in Darkness -

Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.





7. Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY TWO Women.

Because as per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.



 

 

 

Replies (30)

hahaha funny..

Cool One, hehe.

very funny                                                

After reading the title of the post -

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WHEN DO YOU CONGRATULATE SOMEONE FOR THEIR MISTAKE !!!!!!!

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I was impressed as I thought some suggestions are there what to do when one wrongly thanks someone. 

.

( humour )

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Sometimes I  thank  to  persons like you  ( because whatever I thought was not there in your post ) and then notice that it was not needed at all. But it is foolishness to take back such thanks and neither such facilities are available at caclub or any other place.

.

I have also committed a mistake to enter into your zone ( the instant post ), but now I hope that there are many who will give me so many thanks for my   mistake. 

.

 

.

Realy true explanation by Surendra Sir.smile.
Originally posted by : Santhosh Poojary(San)

Cool One, hehe.

 

Nice post GAUTAM DEY jee..!!!!!

And well said by  CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA  sir............!!!!!!

 

 

 

Three  Easy Ways to Die

 

1) Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

2) Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

3) Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

 

 

 

Three  Easy Ways to Die

 

 

1) Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.

2) Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.

3) Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

 

 

amazingly superb ...bt the above1 i liked above all :)

 Three FASTEST means of Communication :
. Tele-Phone
. Tele-Vision
. Tell a Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

 

 Let us be generous like this :
Four Ants are moving through a forest..
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them..
Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because
he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

 

 Three  Easy Ways to Die :
-Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
-Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
-Love Someone Truly - You will die daily
.

 

  

Awesum..........hahaha

   

( Humour)

.

Most of the people LIKE  to DIE  DAILY (  the easiest mode ) because FUNERAL "CEREMONY"  is not needed.

.

( Kharcha Bachta Hai - don't forget they are finance people).

.

Aur Ve Doosaro Ko Kasht Nahi Dena Chahte,

.

Kyoki Khud Marke Khud Hi Rona Chehte Hai. 

Nicely said sir..

Originally posted by : CA SURENDRA KUMAR RAKHECHA

After reading the title of the post -
.
WHEN DO YOU CONGRATULATE SOMEONE FOR THEIR MISTAKE !!!!!!!

I was impressed as I thought some suggestions are there what to do when one wrongly thanks someone. 

( humour )

.I have also committed a mistake to enter into your zone ( the instant post ), but now I hope that there are many who will give me so many thanks for my   mistake. 

..

Nice post -  due to this

Sir Surender has also Surenderred Now.

Friends , such mistakes are forced mistakes. 

if we congratulate some one for his such  a nice mistake -    he''ll definitely say -" Same to You."

 

 

Originally posted by : Hardik Dave
Realy true explanation by Surendra Sir.smile.

well said by  by Surendra sir ................


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